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Talk nerdy to me #3

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Talk nerdy to me #3
  1. Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.
  2. NT is the only OS that has caused me to beat a piece of hardware to death with my bare hands.
  3. My daily Unix command list: unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep.
  4. Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”
  5. Erik Naggum: “Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer.”
  6. Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.
  7. Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working ...
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Talk nerdy to me #2

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Talk nerdy to me #2

Second issue of geeky jokes… Most are short one-liners.. Enjoy…

  1. The truth is out there. Anybody got the URL?
  2. The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
  3. Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.
  4. The box said ‘Requires Windows Vista or better’. So I installed LINUX.
  5. UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
  6. In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates ...
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Talk nerdy to me #1

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Talk nerdy to me #1

Geeky jokes of the week. Issue #1

It’s always nice to start the week off with a little bit of humor. Especially because we all hate Mondays, right?  Well today is Tuesday so it doesn’t matter.  Most of these jokes can be found all over the web, but I thought it would be fun to post about 10 per week. Note: If you are not a geek, these jokes and sayings may seem a bit bland or meaningless.

  1. There are only 10 ...
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