Talk nerdy to me #2

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Talk nerdy to me #2

Second issue of geeky jokes… Most are short one-liners.. Enjoy…

  1. The truth is out there. Anybody got the URL?
  2. The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
  3. Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.
  4. The box said ‘Requires Windows Vista or better’. So I installed LINUX.
  5. UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
  6. In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
  7. C://dos
  8. Bugs come in through open Windows.
  9. Penguins love cold, they wont survive the sun.
  10. Unix is user friendly. It’s just selective about who its friends are.
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