Talk nerdy to me #3

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Talk nerdy to me #3
  1. Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.
  2. NT is the only OS that has caused me to beat a piece of hardware to death with my bare hands.
  3. My daily Unix command list: unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep.
  4. Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”
  5. Erik Naggum: “Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer.”
  6. Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.
  7. Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open Windows.
  8. Mac users swear by their Mac, PC users swear at their PC.
  9. If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.
  10. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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